So
posted this thing and I thought it would be amusing.
It involves going to this site:
randompokemon.com/ and...
1) Switching to "All regions"2) Switching to "1"3) Entering one poké
mon per question4) Tagging at least one person when you're finished
Extra) This is you
Stands to reason I'm the wimpy one.
1)This Pokemon is your best friend!
There appears to be a baby theme going on here...
2)This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion
Ditto? I hope this doesn't mean I work in a breeding centre, because I'd be pretty useless.
3)This Pokemon is your partner in a science project
Ok, partner... I'm a rodent, but that doesn't make me a lab rat, right?!?
4)This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
Memo to me, put some iron bars in my windows.
6) This Pokemon is your romantic partner
As mentioned before, I'm a pichu. Pretty useless in the physical relationship department. Sorry, pineco.
7)This Pokemon is your Ex
I can't help but suspect there was some sort of attempt at abduction in this past relationship.
8) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment
I'm being stalked by a legendary pokémon? Hmm, maybe this will be similar to Ash and Ho-oh's relationship? Maybe I'm more than just a pitiful rodent.
9)This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake
I'm a mouse, the cheesecake was in a mousetrap, HA!
10) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
Great, clefairy hired a hitman to stab me to death. I'd better bolt it.
11) This Pokemon Punched your Mom
Impressive, considering this guy lacked fingers. Also impressively foolish considering my mother would be an electric type. That hoothoot's in trouble.
12)This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
Dog wanting to chew someone's shoes. Typical.
13)This Pokemon died by your hands
This guy may have an electricity weakness, but that's still surprisingly impressive for a baby pokémon. Also, I killed an endangered creature, way to go, me.
14)This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
I seem to be popular with the fairies. Except for that clefairy. Maybe I stole the clefairy's friends.
15) This Pokemon is your loving pet
A steel type pet? This makes me feel much safer against that murderous clefairy. You'd make a good guard bird.
16) This Pokemon is your Dentist
We're both rodents, I guess you know what you're doing. Also, another fairy, I must be a fairy magnet.
17)This Pokemon is what you dream about every day
I take it this is the guy I have nightmares of my pineco wife running off with.
18) This Pokemon will crash your wedding
My guard bird will bite you in your leafy butt, you invasive lizard!
19) This Pokemon is going to be your math teacher
Teachers do tend to be prickly, don't they?
20) This Pokemon will cause the Zombie Apocalypse
Hellhound causing a zombie apocalypse. Again, typical.
21) This Pokemon will make your coffee for the rest of your life
I prefer tea, but... Who's the cutest little French maid? You are, yes you are!
22) This Pokemon will give you plastic surgery
I take it this is revenge for that cannibalism picture I posted once.
23) This Pokemon is what your breakfast was made out of this morning
...Tastes like lucky charms?
24) This Pokemon killed your father
I *told* my dad to move out of that haunted house!
25) This Pokemon IS your father
So I'm half monkey, eh? Hmm, the monkey's my Chinese zodiac sign, but not my father's. Not exactly perfect.
I'll tag...