The magikarp and the feebas
Said magikarp to feebas, oh how I wish I was you
For life being a magikarp makes me feel really blue
Oh, how I truly hate how I cant do a thing at all
When it comes to battle, Im always the first to fall
Being a magikarp just makes my life oh so tragic
I dont know where my name comes from, for Im quite far from magic.
Said feebas to magikarp, being weak may be a pain
But does it compare to the awfulness of being plain?
Im just an ugly minnow who looks pale and battered
My goggly eyes are sunken and my tail fin is so tattered
When I see someone coming, I immediately hide
Being a feebas gives me absolutely no pride.
Said magikarp to feebas, its not bad as being weak
I feel being so powerless completely fully reeks
Oh, how I hate being myself; what Id give to be you
For when you are in battle theres so much more you can do
You can climb up waterfalls, or make it rain and hail
Or you can make blizzards; all I do is splash and flail.
Said feebas to the magikarp, choice is no use to me
I may do more than you can, but Im hideous as can be
Why be able to fight if no trainer looks your way?
I hide from everybody, and swim gloomily all day
You wear a suit of golden mail and boast a shining crown
You beautifully reflect the sun from your gleaming head down
Said magikarp to feebas, surely, youre the one in luck
It really is unpleasant to have people say you suck
Said feebas to the magikarp, you certainly have it best
I lack your shimmering scales or your ornamental crest
Said magikarp to feebas, I do not see how you feel
Im never safe from pidgeots, they want me as their meal
Said feebas to the magikarp, at least youre given heed
Its much worse of a life to live rejected in the weeds
So, they both went their separate ways, envying one another
Each pokemon went off wishing that they could be the other
So, next time you wish that you were someone you were not
That person just may envy you, maybe give that some thought.